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[Man] Gentlemen, shall
we begin the operation?
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Scalpel. Pulse rate, falling.
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Forceps. Breathing, labored.
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Sutures. This is a very
dangerous operation.
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Oh, I know. Just
let me concentrate.
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[Man 2] You've got to save her,
Dr. Basey. Her father owns the hospital.
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[Static, Buzzing]
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There goes that set again. Right
in the middle of my favorite comedy.
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Try another channel, Grandpa.
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[Wailing]
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[Squeaks] Will
you be quiet, Igor?
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He hates television ever since
Bat Masterson went off the air.
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[Squeaking] All right, Igor.
Good night. Good night.
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You shouldn't have repaired this
thing with those war surplus radar parts.
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Why are you so
hotheaded, Herman?
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I can't help it. That's
the way I'm made.
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Maybe you'll get a new
TV set for your birthday.
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[TV Whistling] You
and your radar parts.
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It's tuning in on our
own house again.
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[Chuckling] Hey, look. There's
Eddie trying to catch dinner for the cat.
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- We'll get him this time.
- [Growls]
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- [Squawks] Missed me!
- [Growls]
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Look, there's Marilyn
and Lily in the kitchen.
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I wonder if they're
talking about us.
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See if you can tune in the
sound. I love to eavesdrop.
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It'll be wonderful for Eddie to
have a little playmate, Aunt Lily.
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But what about breaking
the news to Uncle Herman?
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Oh, that's not important.
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Telling Herman is a little
detail I can take care of anytime.
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A new playmate for Eddie.
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Did you hear that, Herman?
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She's having a baby?
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And telling me is just a detail?
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[Chuckles] Isn't that
typical of women?
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So often the husband
is the last to know.
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What do you think, Grandpa?
Will it be a boy or a girl?
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Probably.
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Aunt Lily, a minute ago
while we were talking,
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did you have the feeling
someone was watching us?
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No. But I'll check.
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Eddie, are you
hiding in there again?
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Nope, not in there. Maybe
Grandpa's hanging in the cupboard.
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Grandpa.
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Nevermore. [Squawks]
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I wish that stupid raven
would stay in his clock.
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I guess I was
mistaken. Oh, Marilyn.
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It'll be such fun having
another child around
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the house, even if it's
only for a little while.
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How long will the
little fellow be with us?
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Just a week or so. He's Dr. Dudley's
son. I've been babysitting with them.
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Oh, yes. Our family doctor.
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Herman went to him once,
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but the poor fellow fainted
during the examination.
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It upset Herman so
much he never went back.
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The doctor and his wife
are going to a convention.
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So I said we'd keep little
Elmer until they come back.
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Here's Dr. Dudley's card, so
we can get in touch with him.
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Hmm.
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I think I'll break the news to
your Uncle Herman gently.
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His birthday's
coming up this week...
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and you know how he feels
about strange people in the house.
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Yes, you better tell
him when he's in a good
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mood. We wouldn't want
him to go all to pieces.
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Oh, I know. It's such a nuisance
putting him back together again.
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Devil's food cake.
They all love it.
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[Thunderclap]
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Oh, isn't it restful to sit out
here after supper, Herman?
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Yes. We had weather just
like this on our honeymoon.
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Remember?
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What a beautiful spot that was.
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Devil's Island.
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Too bad they closed it down.
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Seems like all the really
nice resorts are gone.
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It's a shame we've never kept in touch
with that charming Captain Dreyfuss.
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Hmm.
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You're not very talkative
this evening, Lily.
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Are you sure there isn't
anything you want to tell me?
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I mean, anything about
a little, uh, bundle?
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- [Chuckles]
- Bundle?
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Oh, I'm glad you
reminded me, Herman.
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I have a whole bundle
of laundry downstairs.
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I must go out and
hang it on the line,
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take advantage of
this beautiful weather.
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Lily, you just dropped
a piece of pap...
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Lily.
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"Dr. Dudley, M.D."?
[Thunderclap]
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Well, here we are, Herman.
"4919 Woodbury Drive."
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Dr. Dudley's house.
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I hate to do this behind
Lily's back, Grandpa.
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Now, Herman. You're her husband.
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If she's going to be coy about it
and not tell you what's going on,
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you've gotta find out
everything for yourself.
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Well, at least we won't be
bothering them at this hour.
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It's only 4:00 in the
morning. Of course.
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I've seen those intern movies.
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This is just about the time when
most doctors are getting home...
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from all those wild parties
they have all the time.
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Come on.
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Edward, what are you doing?
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What am I doing? I'm
dying of indigestion.
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That's what I'm doing.
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Shh, shh. Couldn�t you be
a little more quiet about it?
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Do you want to
wake up little Elmer?
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I lost my darn glasses, and you
know I can't see a thing without them.
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You and your
oysters Rockefeller.
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For the past two hours, I've been
having the most horrible nightmares.
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I'm going downstairs
and drink some hot milk.
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Oh, you look awful, dear.
Get back in bed. You're sick.
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That's you. I'm over here.
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I wondered what you
were doing in my pajamas.
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[Doorbell Rings]
I'll get it, dear.
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Now remember, Herman.
Don't beat around the bush.
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Just ask him
point-blank about Lily.
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Okay, if you say so.
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Yes, yes?
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What is it at this hour?
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Excuse me, Doctor, but
could I ask you something?
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Well, who are you? You
look like a patient of mine.
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One that I lost recently.
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I'm Herman Munster. And
you're our family doctor.
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Oh, yes. Didn't I
examine you once?
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Yes, but you fainted in the
middle of the examination.
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[Chuckles] Did I? I
gotta watch that fainting.
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It could be quite embarrassing if I
fainted in the middle of an operation.
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[Chuckling] Doctor, could
you answer a question?
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How do you like that? When I don't
have my glasses on, I hear double.
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No, this is Grandpa.
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Oh. Looks rather like a
tall penguin, doesn't he?
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What was the question? Oh,
well, it's about my wife and I.
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Uh, I wanted to
know... [Clears Throat]
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whether we're expecting.
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Expecting? Expecting what?
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You know, a child at our house.
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Oh, yes. All the
arrangements have been made.
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Oh, thank you, Doctor.
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Thank you. Oh, say,
now I remember you.
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You had your doggie
with you the last time too.
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Friendly little fellow, isn't
he? Giving me his paw.
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Well, good night.
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You see, Herman?
I told you it was true.
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The moment you found his card, I knew
he wasn't treating Lily for no hangnail.
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Well, did you get your hot milk,
dear? I couldn't find the kitchen.
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Anyway, someone
came to the door.
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Who was it? That Mr. Munster.
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His niece is gonna take
care of little Elmer for us.
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I don't know what
he was driving at.
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Well, anyway, it's very
nice of them to do it for us.
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Marilyn is so sweet.
What is her uncle like?
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I couldn't get him in focus
too well without my specs.
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All I'm sure of is he was nine feet
tall and had a penguin with him...
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that turned out to
be his grandfather.
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Oh, Edward. You'd
better get some sleep.
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I didn't think worrying about
Medicare was upsetting you this much.
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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All I need is a good
night's rest. Okay.
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Good night, honey. Good night.
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My, this mattress is lumpy.
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I've got something
important to ask you.
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Uncle Herman's
not around, is he?
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No, he took Spotty down to
the car wash for his weekly bath.
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I just don't know what
to get him for his birthday.
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Do you think he'd like a new
snakeskin tobacco pouch?
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I don't think so, dear.
The old one is still wiggling.
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What are you getting him?
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Well, he's been talking about
a second car for months now.
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I have an appointment
with a car dealer downtown.
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A car would be a wonderful
surprise for Uncle Herman.
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I'm going to pick it out today and
have it delivered on his birthday.
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00:10:03,447 --> 00:10:07,111
Well, maybe I'll just get him another
season pass to Forest Memorial Park.
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[Footsteps]
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Hello there. Are
you Diamond Jim?
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Yes, ma'am. How do
you do? I'm Mrs. Munster.
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I called here about an hour
ago. Are you the one I talked to?
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No, it must have been
my brother, Diamond Irving.
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You looking for a bargain
in luxury transportation?
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Yes. I would like something
nice for my husband's birthday.
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00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:02,654
Excuse me, lady. But were
you ever in the movies?
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Oh, yes. Just last
Saturday night...
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we saw a lovely picture,
The Body Snatchers.
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00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:13,105
No, no. I mean, I thought I might
have seen you on the late, late show.
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Me? [Chuckles]
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00:11:15,791 --> 00:11:18,625
Oh, well. Now, how
about this little baby first?
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Oh.
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00:11:21,677 --> 00:11:23,612
Hmm, how much is this one?
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Isn't it a dream? 7,800.
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Executive car, turned in
yesterday by a California minister.
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00:11:29,929 --> 00:11:32,262
I'm afraid my husband
wouldn't like leopard skin.
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00:11:32,231 --> 00:11:35,292
Do you have anything
upholstered in wolf hide?
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00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,763
Wolf hide? Wolf hide.
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00:11:37,732 --> 00:11:40,964
Let me see. How about this one?
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Isn't this a beauty?
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00:11:43,872 --> 00:11:47,104
This little hotrod is done in
genuine Tijuana tuck 'n' roll.
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00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:50,237
My, this is rather
dashing, isn't it? Yep.
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00:11:50,174 --> 00:11:52,200
And we do have a
growing boy in the family.
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Good.
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00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:57,510
Oh, look at that. There
is a handsome car.
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00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:01,288
You mean you
like that one, lady?
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00:12:01,272 --> 00:12:03,104
Oh, yes.
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00:12:07,956 --> 00:12:12,417
Oh, this is the sort of car our
family could get a lot of use out of.
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00:12:12,305 --> 00:12:15,901
Grandpa's been just
dying for something like this.
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00:12:15,824 --> 00:12:18,658
If he saw it, he
would just flip his lid.
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00:12:19,566 --> 00:12:21,501
But lady, this is
not a car. It's a...
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00:12:21,485 --> 00:12:23,420
I'll take it. You will?
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00:12:23,404 --> 00:12:27,102
And that darling little roadster too.
You mean you want both of them?
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00:12:27,018 --> 00:12:29,886
If you can make a few
modifications for me. Yeah.
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00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,767
Now I'll tell you what I
want you to do. What?
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Take that car there
and this one. Mm-hmm.
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00:12:34,406 --> 00:12:36,341
Call the custom
body shop... Yeah.
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00:12:36,325 --> 00:12:40,092
And tell them it's a rush
job, and then have them...
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Oh, Herman.
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00:12:41,922 --> 00:12:44,215
You know, I just love
digging in the garden.
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00:12:44,143 --> 00:12:46,196
It makes you feel
so close to the soil.
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I know, the garden's looking
much better this year too.
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00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,862
Everything's dying out early.
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00:12:50,845 --> 00:12:54,077
Yeah. Herman, by the
way, has Lily mentioned...
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00:12:54,012 --> 00:12:57,505
you know what, the little
stranger? Not a word.
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It's been four or five days now,
and I've given her all sorts of hints.
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00:13:00,504 --> 00:13:03,906
Well, I guess there's no
understanding women.
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00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:07,699
You know, I never knew when
half of my wives were expecting.
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00:13:07,604 --> 00:13:10,972
You know, Grandpa, I feel like
relaxing after all that work outside.
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00:13:10,898 --> 00:13:14,391
How about a game of
chess? Hey, I got a better idea.
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00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,255
Why don't the two of
us go in the living room...
224
00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:19,607
and have a three-handed
game of solitaire? You're on.
225
00:13:20,429 --> 00:13:22,364
Thank you.
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00:13:22,348 --> 00:13:24,374
That's right, Diamond Jim.
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00:13:24,362 --> 00:13:26,297
My husband's birthday
is on Wednesday,
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00:13:26,281 --> 00:13:28,546
and I want to be sure you
have the car ready by then.
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00:13:29,704 --> 00:13:33,004
I haven't told my
husband a thing about it.
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00:13:32,935 --> 00:13:35,166
It'll be a complete
surprise to him.
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00:13:35,141 --> 00:13:37,838
She must be talking to the
doctor about the new baby.
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00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:42,052
It will make a
nice birthday gift.
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I think it shows a lot more thought
than just getting him a necktie, don't you?
234
00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:50,103
Oh, yes. I understand all
about the 30-day guarantee.
235
00:13:50,045 --> 00:13:53,812
And if my husband doesn't
like it, we can always trade it in.
236
00:13:53,723 --> 00:13:58,991
Trade it in? Are you sure
that she's talking about a baby?
237
00:13:58,841 --> 00:14:02,505
And one more thing. Don't
forget about the seat covers.
238
00:14:03,701 --> 00:14:06,364
Believe me. She's
talking about a baby.
239
00:14:12,849 --> 00:14:15,216
Morning, Lily.
Good morning, dear.
240
00:14:23,436 --> 00:14:25,598
Well, good morning.
241
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:29,096
Now, Lily. I want you to
do absolutely nothing...
242
00:14:29,064 --> 00:14:31,033
while I set the table
and fix breakfast.
243
00:14:31,016 --> 00:14:33,178
That's very sweet of
you, Herman, but... Lily.
244
00:14:33,158 --> 00:14:35,889
I will not have you slaving
over a hot cauldron...
245
00:14:35,845 --> 00:14:38,337
at a time like this.
Don't be silly, dear.
246
00:14:38,307 --> 00:14:41,436
No, Lily. I want you to
sit right down at that table.
247
00:14:41,377 --> 00:14:43,846
Let Herman put you
in the driver's seat.
248
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,852
Herman, you're so forceful.
249
00:14:53,051 --> 00:14:55,953
Only four plates this morning,
darling. Marilyn left early.
250
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,200
Hello, Grandpa.
Hello, everybody.
251
00:15:00,184 --> 00:15:02,119
Bottom of the morning to you.
252
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:04,937
Grandpa, please. Allow me.
253
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,477
Sit right down.
254
00:15:08,436 --> 00:15:11,304
This morning, I'm
fixing breakfast.
255
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:14,550
Oh, yes, yes. I understand.
256
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:17,314
That's very thoughtful
of you, Herman.
257
00:15:33,478 --> 00:15:36,243
Lovely weeds for a lovely lady.
258
00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:39,582
Thank you, dear.
259
00:15:41,922 --> 00:15:43,891
Good morning.
Good morning, Eddie.
260
00:15:43,872 --> 00:15:46,774
Good morning.
Eddie, Eddie. Allow me.
261
00:15:50,045 --> 00:15:51,980
There you go, son.
262
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,512
?? [Herman Humming]
263
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,617
Hey, Daddy's getting breakfast.
264
00:15:59,607 --> 00:16:02,509
What's up, Grandpa? Shh.
265
00:16:02,454 --> 00:16:06,255
?? [Herman Humming]
266
00:16:07,731 --> 00:16:10,394
Was Daddy playing poker all
night with those men from the office?
267
00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:12,516
No, dear.
268
00:16:16,974 --> 00:16:20,638
He must have done something
pretty bad to be acting this mushy.
269
00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:26,154
Not at all, Eddie. Your father is
just naturally a sweet and kind man.
270
00:16:26,889 --> 00:16:29,916
Aren't you,
pussycat? I try to be.
271
00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:33,102
Mother.
272
00:16:36,164 --> 00:16:38,429
Sit right down, dear.
273
00:16:40,162 --> 00:16:42,529
I just fixed you a
little snack for lunch.
274
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:48,082
Oh, strawberries and pickles?
275
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,128
Well, that's very
thoughtful of you, Herman.
276
00:16:50,108 --> 00:16:52,942
Not at all, dear. You just sit
there and enjoy your food...
277
00:16:52,891 --> 00:16:55,383
while I play a little something
for you on the organ.
278
00:16:58,425 --> 00:17:00,894
?? [Organ]
279
00:17:04,629 --> 00:17:06,564
Brahms's "Lullaby."
280
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,742
You play so well, dear.
281
00:17:09,714 --> 00:17:12,240
Herman, there's
something I want to tell you,
282
00:17:12,209 --> 00:17:14,144
and I've been waiting
for the right moment.
283
00:17:15,503 --> 00:17:18,564
It's about time, Lily. But you
don't have to say another word.
284
00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:20,809
I already know. You do?
285
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:23,100
Yes. And I think
the idea of having a
286
00:17:23,027 --> 00:17:25,815
little playmate for
Eddie is just wonderful.
287
00:17:25,769 --> 00:17:27,704
How did you find out?
288
00:17:27,688 --> 00:17:31,250
Herman, sometimes I think
you're absolutely uncanny.
289
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:34,976
Well, I guess I sort of accidentally
eavesdropped on you and Marilyn.
290
00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:37,855
And then I sort of
ran into Dr. Dudley.
291
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:41,061
Oh, you old busybody,
you. [Chuckles]
292
00:17:40,994 --> 00:17:42,929
Never mind that.
293
00:17:42,913 --> 00:17:45,815
What I'm dying
to know is when...
294
00:17:45,759 --> 00:17:47,728
When the child is due.
295
00:17:47,710 --> 00:17:51,613
I mean, approximately.
Approximately? I can tell you exactly.
296
00:17:51,516 --> 00:17:54,486
It's a boy. He'll arrive at
9:00 tomorrow morning.
297
00:17:54,427 --> 00:17:56,692
And his name is Elmer.
298
00:17:56,665 --> 00:17:59,328
9:00 is perfect,
don't you think?
299
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,621
And then if he's hungry, he can sit
down and have breakfast with us.
300
00:18:03,926 --> 00:18:06,293
Herman, what's the matter?
301
00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:08,195
You have that funny
look on your face.
302
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:11,265
Oh, nothing. I was
just thinking that...
303
00:18:11,249 --> 00:18:14,242
science has made some awfully
big strides since Eddie was born.
304
00:18:14,191 --> 00:18:17,093
But I guess automation
is everywhere.
305
00:18:21,963 --> 00:18:24,933
Hello. Here we are, Elmer.
306
00:18:24,874 --> 00:18:26,809
Aunt Lily, I want you
to meet little Elmer.
307
00:18:26,793 --> 00:18:28,728
Mrs. Dudley just
dropped him off.
308
00:18:28,712 --> 00:18:33,412
Well, so this is the little boy who's
come to stay with us for a while.
309
00:18:33,285 --> 00:18:35,220
Oh, isn't that fine?
310
00:18:35,204 --> 00:18:38,641
Eddie, Elmer's here.
311
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,324
Hi, Elmer. Hi.
312
00:18:42,305 --> 00:18:45,969
Boy, you've got neat ears.
Aw, they're not so great.
313
00:18:45,887 --> 00:18:48,379
Eddie, why don't you take
Elmer in the other room to play?
314
00:18:48,349 --> 00:18:51,012
Okay. Come on, Elmer. Here
are some toys he brought with him.
315
00:18:50,972 --> 00:18:53,874
Oh, neato! Come on.
316
00:18:53,819 --> 00:18:56,379
Isn't he a sweet little boy?
317
00:18:56,345 --> 00:19:00,077
Yes, but he certainly isn't
as handsome as Eddie.
318
00:18:59,991 --> 00:19:02,051
I mean, his ears aren't
the least bit pointed.
319
00:19:02,038 --> 00:19:04,405
And, oh, what a
dreadful haircut.
320
00:19:04,373 --> 00:19:08,970
I do wish Herman hadn't slept so late.
The car I ordered got here an hour ago.
321
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:11,843
I mean, really, on his own birthday.
The least he could do would be to...
322
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:13,728
Shh, here he comes.
323
00:19:15,215 --> 00:19:18,208
Morning, Lily. Morning, dear.
324
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,457
Good morning,
Marilyn. Oh, thank you.
325
00:19:20,429 --> 00:19:22,364
I kept your breakfast
cold for you.
326
00:19:22,347 --> 00:19:24,325
Oh, no, Lily. I couldn't eat
any breakfast this morning.
327
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,201
I'm much too excited.
328
00:19:26,185 --> 00:19:28,848
You know, thinking
about the child.
329
00:19:28,808 --> 00:19:33,041
Oh, him. Well, he got here a few
minutes ago, right on schedule.
330
00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:34,868
He's in the living room.
331
00:19:34,852 --> 00:19:36,844
Oh, Herman!
332
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:41,023
Never mind that.
333
00:19:40,993 --> 00:19:42,928
Lily, he just arrived?
334
00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:44,847
And you're working
here in the kitchen?
335
00:19:44,831 --> 00:19:47,494
Well, why not? He's
in the living room.
336
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:50,685
Now why don't you go
in and introduce yourself?
337
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,555
Introduce myself?
338
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,906
Go on, dearie. Go on.
339
00:19:54,873 --> 00:19:58,105
And then I have a
real surprise for you.
340
00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:59,702
Okay, Lily.
341
00:19:59,703 --> 00:20:04,300
But, Lily, I don't think I can take
too many more surprises today.
342
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:15,372
Gee, Elmer. You sure got a
lot of neat stuff to play with.
343
00:20:15,311 --> 00:20:17,246
How does this work?
344
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:20,098
By remote control.
I'll show you.
345
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,377
Put it down.
346
00:20:29,415 --> 00:20:31,350
Son?
347
00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:36,313
Elmer?
348
00:20:37,251 --> 00:20:39,652
Son?
349
00:20:45,503 --> 00:20:47,165
It's my boy!
350
00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:50,693
It's my boy!
351
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:54,049
And he looks just like me!
352
00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:56,639
Sonny! Come to Daddy!
353
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,435
Herman! Herman,
what's all the excitement?
354
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,676
It's my son. He's here.
355
00:21:02,645 --> 00:21:05,114
And, Grandpa, look.
He's walking already.
356
00:21:06,676 --> 00:21:08,611
Isn't he beautiful?
Isn't he beautiful?
357
00:21:08,594 --> 00:21:12,895
[Squeaks] Listen, Herman.
He's trying to say "Daddy."
358
00:21:12,784 --> 00:21:14,912
[Cooing]
359
00:21:15,790 --> 00:21:17,725
Oopsy-daisy.
360
00:21:19,468 --> 00:21:22,961
They had the same trouble
with me when I was his age.
361
00:21:22,891 --> 00:21:25,258
Eddie. Eddie, come here.
362
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:29,728
Eddie, meet your new playmate.
363
00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:32,402
Playmate? This is just a toy.
364
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,418
Here's my new playmate. Elmer.
365
00:21:35,364 --> 00:21:38,459
I want you to meet my pop.
How do you do, Mr. Munster?
366
00:21:38,402 --> 00:21:40,928
You mean... You mean this is...
367
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:44,261
You mean he... You mean...
368
00:21:44,223 --> 00:21:46,920
With a face like that?
369
00:21:46,878 --> 00:21:49,507
Oh, no.
370
00:21:49,468 --> 00:21:52,097
What a catastrophe!
371
00:21:57,912 --> 00:22:01,872
You mean... You mean
it's someone else's child?
372
00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:03,943
And we're just
keeping him for a while?
373
00:22:03,925 --> 00:22:08,021
Of course, dear. I don't know how
you could've gotten the wrong idea.
374
00:22:07,923 --> 00:22:09,858
Oh, thank goodness.
375
00:22:09,842 --> 00:22:12,835
I'd die if we ever had a
child that looked like that.
376
00:22:12,784 --> 00:22:16,221
Come on, Uncle Herman. Aunt Lily has
a wonderful birthday present to show you.
377
00:22:16,142 --> 00:22:18,304
Oh.
378
00:22:18,285 --> 00:22:20,914
Oh, I'd almost forgotten
about it being my birthday.
379
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:23,037
Come along, Herman.
It's right outside.
380
00:22:23,018 --> 00:22:25,385
Oh.
381
00:22:25,353 --> 00:22:29,051
Step, step. Don't
open them till I tell you.
382
00:22:28,967 --> 00:22:30,902
No peeking, Uncle Herman.
383
00:22:30,886 --> 00:22:33,219
Take it easy. This
will be a surprise.
384
00:22:33,188 --> 00:22:35,555
Oh, this is going
to be a big surprise.
385
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,329
All right.
386
00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:41,629
Bring it out, Grandpa.
[Car Engine Starts]
387
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,627
[Engine Revving]
388
00:22:48,317 --> 00:22:50,252
[Honks Horn]
389
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,296
Open your eyes now, Herman.
390
00:22:53,434 --> 00:22:56,529
Lily! Happy birthday.
391
00:22:56,472 --> 00:23:00,136
How do you like it, Herman? I
had it customized just for you.
392
00:23:00,054 --> 00:23:01,989
Oh, it's just beautiful.
393
00:23:02,869 --> 00:23:07,068
Getting a car like this and finding
out that little Elmer is not our child...
394
00:23:06,963 --> 00:23:09,125
makes this the happiest
birthday I've ever had.
395
00:23:09,105 --> 00:23:11,074
Come on, everybody. Hop in!
396
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,686
I'll take us all for a ride
through the cemetery.
397
00:23:14,735 --> 00:23:17,500
[Honks Horn]
398
00:23:17,453 --> 00:23:19,388
Come on, Herman. Hop in!
399
00:23:19,372 --> 00:23:21,307
Get in the back, Herman.
400
00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:23,226
[Engine Revving]
401
00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:25,145
You all in?
402
00:23:29,926 --> 00:23:32,760
? For he's a jolly good fellow ?
403
00:23:32,709 --> 00:23:35,611
? For he's a jolly good fellow ?
404
00:23:35,555 --> 00:23:37,490
? For he's a jolly good fellow??
You know, Eddie.
405
00:23:37,474 --> 00:23:41,309
You got the neatest
parents in the whole world.
406
00:23:41,216 --> 00:23:44,448
I know, Elmer. I know.
407
00:23:44,498 --> 00:23:49,048
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